Finally.. after two boring days at school.. i was given proper welcome note and stuffz.. and then came the news..
"Fazleen.. you have to teach next week because Kelvin will be away for the entire week.. he has to do reservist.."
*GULP* waaaaaattttt!!! teach for the entire week???!!! and today is like wednesday!!! wow. thats fast huh. and so i talked to kelvin.. and guess what... from now till friday.. i can only observe ONE sec 4 lesson and ONE sec 3 lesson!! THATS IT!! and i have to teach already!!! oh gosh..
so just now.. i sat in for the sec 4 class.. it was on Sexual Reproduction in Human.
yeah.. its THE topic. The class was pretty well behaved.. quite attentive *kelvin said its becos of the nature of the topic* and very responsive... so thats good news for me! *i hope*
Anyways.. i wana share some moments i had in the class..
Moment 1
Student: Cher.. why some condoms got flavour?
Teacher: Erm... its for pleasure for the women. For guys not really...
Student: *giggles*
Moment 2
Student 1: Cher.. whats so special about vibrating condoms?
Teacher: Erm.. thats way out of your syllabus. You dont have to know.
Student 2: Oh yah man.. got vibrating condom one.. damn ex siah.. !!
Teacher: anyways... * diverted from topic*
Moment 3
Teacher: So where is the semen deposited?
Student 1: cervix??
Teacher: NO!! Anyone else want to answer??
Student 2: How come not cervix??
Teacher: Hmm.. you see.. the cervix is kinda deep inside.. and the truth is ..the penis isnt exactly that big..so it wont reach the cervix.. Of course during intercourse you try to go as deep as you can.. but usually you still wont reach the cervix...
Student 2: oh.. so that means the semen is deposited in the vagina??
Teacher: yes.. correct. its only at the vagina.
Student 3: hmm.. the vagina that long mah???
Me: *giggled secretly*
GOSH!! i tell you.. either they sincerely are curious or they just act silly so that the teacher will be in a spot!! and i can tell kelvin was actually quite embarassed. Prolly cos i was observing him!! hehe. but yeah..tsk tsk.. kids kids.. small things excite them so much. hehe.
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